jaycanuck:

gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:


pyralspite:


check out this new keyboard i bought


HOW RICH ARE YOU


The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
BUT
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?Really? Are you all blind? The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

jaycanuck:

gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously

ONE is enough

but you have to go and get THREE moniters

why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

(via konamicub)

1 week ago 114898 ♥

99percentinvisible:

American Pompeii: photos of the abandoned food court at the White Flint Mall 

(via pinktracingpaper)

1 week ago 4312 ♥

potatovodka:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

legos

2 weeks ago 201632 ♥

timelordinq:

I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.

(via infamousmetz)

2 weeks ago 6895 ♥

So, maybe we’re the
generation of the selfie,
but we’re also the generation
that grew up in a tainted,
Photoshopped world
with every impossible beauty standard
shoved down our throat
through a tube
because eating has become
a guilty pleasure
and condemning beauty ideals
won’t go straight to our thighs.

And if, by chance,
we are able to destroy the
demons that you’ve planted
inside of us with your
constant advertisements and rules
that play behind our eyelids and
take root in our brains,
then let us take our fucking pictures
and capture that moment when
we felt beautiful because all this world
has taught us is that
our beauty is the greatest
measure of our worth.

Scoff at our phones all you like,
these delicate extensions of
our fingers, but know that
through this technology
that you couldn’t even
begin to understand,
we have smudged the entire
world with our fingerprints.
We are the generation of knowledge,
and we are learning more than
any that came before us.
So, frown at my typing fingers;
I am using them to grasp power
by the throat.

Try to invalidate us,
but we’ve heard our
parents talking about
the world’s crashing and burning
since we had sprung from the womb.
We know you’ve fucked up,
and we’re angry about it-
the kind of anger that
fuels knowledge,
that I feel in my veins every time
I read the news from my phone
before school,
that sticks in my throat like honey
in a debate;
the kind of anger that simmers,
that sharpens teeth into daggers,
that makes this generation more dangerous
than you could have ever imagined.

We are the generation of change,
and goddammit, we’re coming.

Emily Palermo, An Open Letter to the Men Who Told Me to Stay Out of Adult Conversations (via starredsoul)

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2 weeks ago 18532 ♥

toxiccixot:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

Hold on…I want a guy with really low balls and a long dick to sit there. Aw yiss. 

Tumblr ladies and gents.

(Source: rialxoan, via firefaeshollow)

2 weeks ago 430436 ♥

portablemiah:

if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games

Not what I was expecting xD

(via dashingyounghero)

2 weeks ago 138300 ♥
thatlittlequietguy:

farorescourage:

darthfar:

elderjulietvictoireholmes:

laconicllama:

zarggg:

env0:

aisleylikeszebras:

To me, this post might be just as important as the bible.

One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he really cared about books.

Why does no one teach us these things anymore?

I get so uppity when someone breaks the binding on my books.

I’m just a terrible person and the first thing I do with big books is break the binding.

This needs to be reblogged. Just in case this manages to reach someone who might in the future borrow a book of mine, and who might otherwise bring my wrath down upon them by mistreating said book.

If you crack the spine of my books, i crack the spine in your body.

^Preach.


Important to know if you want to be my friend.

thatlittlequietguy:

farorescourage:

darthfar:

elderjulietvictoireholmes:

laconicllama:

zarggg:

env0:

aisleylikeszebras:

To me, this post might be just as important as the bible.

One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he really cared about books.

Why does no one teach us these things anymore?

I get so uppity when someone breaks the binding on my books.

I’m just a terrible person and the first thing I do with big books is break the binding.

This needs to be reblogged. Just in case this manages to reach someone who might in the future borrow a book of mine, and who might otherwise bring my wrath down upon them by mistreating said book.

If you crack the spine of my books, i crack the spine in your body.

^Preach.

Important to know if you want to be my friend.

(Source: alectau, via sneakyseabear)

2 weeks ago 185712 ♥

p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

(Source: paintgod, via voxaphone)

2 weeks ago 379643 ♥

thegameisalife:

Planta feroz, Anillo ígneo e Hidro cañón

Frenzy Plant, Blast Burn & Hydro Cannon

(Source: matsuyama-takeshi.deviantart.com, via abe100)

3 weeks ago 157 ♥

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3 weeks ago 73385 ♥

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3 weeks ago 27319 ♥
mmmmbeer:

prinsexx:

I’m gonna get this tattooed

I love Courage.

mmmmbeer:

prinsexx:

I’m gonna get this tattooed

I love Courage.

(Source: slimgiltsoul)

3 weeks ago 144677 ♥
huskyway:

wolvensnothere:

taterpie:

Approved.

An instance in which compassion is the sickest burn of all.


Why am I so weird? This legit made me cry.

Thank you. I hope any and all protest will be this way

huskyway:

wolvensnothere:

taterpie:

Approved.

An instance in which compassion is the sickest burn of all.

Why am I so weird? This legit made me cry.

Thank you.
I hope any and all protest will be this way

(via lionsatbay)

3 weeks ago 78399 ♥

liesofaman:

therisingroad:

Concept art of Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 

Obsessed

This art is amazing x.x

(via unionballs)

3 weeks ago 1957 ♥
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